Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Whose line?
This is an extract of an MSN conversation with Gab. It's a bit long but if you have time, this should entertain you. Ha...
Joo. says: So how's things with Mary*? No updates?
sPooNie says: why dun you ask me questions, i answer you.
Joo. says: erhm...ok…u still like her right?
sPooNie says: yes
Joo. says: she still likes u?
sPooNie says: yes
Joo. says: how u know?
sPooNie says: cos we still talk everyday
Joo. says: cool...every night?
sPooNie says: almost.. for about 45 mins to an hour
Joo. says: so when r u intending to make it official?
sPooNie says: do i need to set a date on this?
Joo. says: why not?
sPooNie says: let it come naturally lor..
Joo. says: will it be happening soon?
sPooNie says: eh this is like playing whose line is it anyway. Hahaha
(*ting* - Bulb lights up)Round 1sPooNie says: would you want it to happen soon?
Joo. says: is it up to me to decide?
sPooNie says: would it matter if it's sooner or later?
Joo. says: how would i know?
(5 minutes goes by...)Joo. says: orh...time's up...u lose..
sPooNie says: sorry lah.. i on the phone
sPooNie says: not fair
sPooNie says: shit..
sPooNie says: restart..
sPooNie says: ok, i give it to you 1-0
Round 2Joo. says: u think u can beat me?
sPooNie says: you think i can't?
Joo. says: i wouldn't lie to u, would i?
sPooNie says: why would you lie to me?
sPooNie says: 5
sPooNie says: 4
sPooNie says: 3
Joo. says: Why r u out of point?
Joo. says:...u're an idiot u know?
sPooNie says: Do you really think so?
Joo. says: why don't u tell me?
sPooNie says: Would i judge myself?
Joo. says: weren't we talking about Mary?
sPooNie says: about when should i make it official?
Joo. says: so what's your answer?
sPooNie says: when will A level finish?
Joo. says: end of nov right?
sPooNie says: Wouldn't that time be appropriate then?
Joo. says: so is that your answer?
sPooNie says: How would i know?
Joo. says: Aren't u the one dating her?
Joo. says: u expecting her to ask u?
Joo. says: (double combo)
sPooNie says: why does every one want me to make it official?
Joo. says: who else is asking u to make it official?
Joo. says: anyway, i thought everyone is just asking out of curiosity?
Joo. says: (another double combo. muahaha..)
sPooNie says: Why would they be so curious?
sPooNie says: Don't i have my own life?
Joo. says: can u blame singaporeans for being naturally kaypoh?
sPooNie says: Can i blame God for that?
Joo. says: u want to try?
sPooNie says: what do u think he would say?
Joo. says: u think He'll ask u to solve your own problems?
sPooNie says: do you believe he would be there?
Joo. says: are u doubting his presence??
sPooNie says: would i dare to?
Joo. says: what has this got to do with Mary?
Joo. says: why are u always out of point?
sPooNie says: why can't i deviate?
sPooNie says: why can't i just leave Mary to God?
Joo. says: u want her to join the nuns?
sPooNie says: are u crazy?
Joo. says: isn't that what u said?
sPooNie says: do u think u have misunderstood?
Joo. says: do u think so?
sPooNie says: could i leave the date of making it official with Mary to God?
Joo. says: how are u gonna do that?
sPooNie says: Dun you believe he has a plan?
sPooNie says: dun u have faith?
sPooNie says:Why u think the faster we get together the better?
sPooNie says: (triple)
Joo. says: what is his plan for you?
Joo. says: who said the faster the better?
Joo. says: what has this gotta do with faith???
Joo. says: (back at you...)
sPooNie says: what’s the point of scoring so many points?
Joo. says: isn't this game fun?
sPooNie says: the points dun really matter rite
Joo. says: who's keeping scores?
sPooNie says: isn't that what Drew Carey alwiz says?
sPooNie says: let's get back to Mary shall we?
Joo. says: where were we?
sPooNie says: do u think i should ask?
Joo. says: u think I'm God now?
sPooNie says: doesn't he speak thru people?
sPooNie says: aren't u his instrument?
Joo. says: what makes u think he's speaking thru me?
Joo. says: can i go to the toilet?
sPooNie says: will u come back fast?
Joo. says: that doesn't mean i lose the game right?
sPooNie says: can u just let me win?
Joo. says: how about no?
sPooNie says: i tot u say u want to go toilet?
Joo. says: how do i go to the toilet without losing the game?
sPooNie says: would losing this game be more impt than going to the toilet?
Joo. says: depends on who's playing the game right?
Joo. says: are u running out of things to say??
Joo. says: trying to make me lose??
sPooNie says: so u want to beat me?
Joo. says: don't u think i'm far from losing?
Joo. says: why don't u give up???
sPooNie says: why not u?
sPooNie says: who needs the loo?
Joo. says: don't u need the loo?
Joo. says: don't u have phonecalls to make?
Joo. says: isn't your boss calling you?
sPooNie says: wouldn't i tell you if i needed to go?
Joo. says: are u afraid of losing?
sPooNie says: do u think it really is impt to me?
Joo. says: do u know that if i win now, i'll be the overall winner?
sPooNie says: who cares?
Joo. says: can u stand letting me win?
sPooNie says: would you stand not going to the toilet?
sPooNie says: you need diapers?
Joo. says: do u think i'm a wimp?
sPooNie says: do u really want me to answer that?
Joo. says: why don't u try?
sPooNie says: why did i guess u'd make me?
Joo. says: so why don't u say it?
sPooNie says: how do u want me to put it?
Joo. says: isn't it just a simple yes or no?
sPooNie says: isn't this game about questions?
sPooNie says: why dun u say yes?
Joo. says: do u think i'm stupid?
sPooNie says: would u like to find out?
Joo. says: would u like to enlighten me?
Joo. says: 5
Joo. says: 4
Joo. says: 3
Joo. says: 2
sPooNie says: who's cheating?
sPooNie says: why count down so fast?
Joo. says: do i look like a cheater?
sPooNie says: is the bladder about to burst?
Joo. says: why should i tell u?
sPooNie says: u want to win?
Joo. says: isn't it sweet to beat u?
sPooNie says: isn't it cool to pee in your pants/skirts?
Joo. says: would u like to try?
Joo. says: 5
Joo. says: 4
Joo. says: 3
Joo. says: 2
sPooNie says: who’s the loser?
Joo. says: is it u?
sPooNie says: u want me to count down fast?
sPooNie says: 5
sPooNie says: 4
sPooNie says: 3
sPooNie says: 2
sPooNie says: 1
sPooNie says: 0
sPooNie says: i won.. didn't i?
sPooNie says: should i let u go now?
sPooNie says: 1-1
Joo. says: aren't u a punk?
sPooNie says: why dun u admit defeat and visit the loo?
Joo. says: fine, i'm just letting u win so that i can go to the loo
Round 3Joo. says: can i post this whole conversation on my blog?
Joo. says: don't u think it sounds funny?
sPooNie says: are you hook to the game already?
Joo. says: what if i can't stop asking questions?
sPooNie says: would u blame me?
Joo. says: but r u ok with the Mary contents?
sPooNie says: can u edit it?
Joo. says: and replace her name?
sPooNie says: wouldn't u think my privacy should be protected?
Joo. says: so can i change Mary's name to something else and post this on my blog?
sPooNie says: u may..
Joo. says: orh....
Joo. says: u lose!!!
sPooNie says: oops...
Final score: 2 - 1.
*Name has been changed.
Posted by Jo at 8:56 PM
