Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Grey's anatomy

Today, I met a cardiologist. He has money, brains, and a fake accent. What he lacks is a heart.

Today, I met a dentist. Tough as tooth fillings, stubborn as plaque, smelly as bad breath.

Today, I met a plastic surgeon. He could use some Botox, to ease his nonexistent smile.

Today, I met a gynaecologist. He knows a woman inside out, but I doubt he knows who made her.

Today, I met an opthalmologist. He gives sight to the blind, but his vision is blocked by dollars and cents.

Today, I met the CEO. Egoistic, proud, money-minded. My first impression - Disgusting.

Today, I met the CEO's assistant. Confident, good-natured, misunderstood. How long can she take this madness, I wonder...

Today, I met a urologist. He is every man's best friend and a father to seven children. An unexpected soul in the midst of the carnage. He made my day...

Indeed, this is the closest I'll ever get to Med school.

Posted by Jo at 9:59 PM