Thursday, August 04, 2005

The after life of a terrapin

MG: Oh, I'm so sad. 4D is dead.
JC: Ya, me too.
GT: Hmmm...Shall we bury it?
JC: Ok. But where?
MG: How about outside our office, at the small patch of land?
GT: Ok. But how are we going to dig a hole?
JC: Erhm, we can use the plastic spoon from our pantry...
MG: But it'll break easily.
JC: That's true. Why don't we bury it here? *Opens back door leading to a small courtyard*
GT: Oh ok. Then 4D will be closer to us.
MG: Is there soil?
*JC & GT ignores her stupid question*
GT: Ok, shall we do it now, since there's no one else in the office?
JC: Ok.
MG: But wait...It's already 5.25pm.
GT: Oh no, time to go home.
JC: But what about 4D?
MG: Ya, we can't possibly keep it till Monday.
GT: Can we put it into a box first?
JC: Then it'll start rotting and stink up the whole place!
MG: That's true...Then how?
GT: Shall we just throw it into the dustbin in the toilet?
MG & JC: *after 2 secs of deep thought* Ok!


So all three girls took the dead terrapin, brought it to the nearest toilet, wrapped it in toilet paper, and dumped it into the dustbin.


Talk about mourning.

Posted by Jo at 11:23 AM